Naturally, no dragon discussion is complete without keeping up their running gag of plugging "jobby bombs"—only this time, they were treated to a magnificent, trebuchet-ready specimen right on screen.
Things take a delightfully cynical turn as the duo unpacks Helaena's spine-chilling, inescapable three-part vision sequence—complete with pale mare omens and an eclipse signaling that the Long Night is coming for everyone regardless of their life choices.
From there, they aggressively side-eye the show's insistence on dragging characters through bizarre, surplus-to-requirements incest dream sequences that leave them ready to vomit.
Between Mysaria holding court, awkward romantic wires crossing between Baela and Addam, and characters spiraling into deep psychological dread, nobody is having a good time in Westeros.
00:00:00 — Accidental Main Character Energy
00:03:54 — Intro
00:05:15 — Manifesting your Inner Dragon
00:09:50 — The Bike Shed Dragon Brawl
00:20:09 — Tactical Jobby Bomb Sighting
00:22:19 — Dreamfyre's Vision Cameo
00:23:24 — Checkmate in 3 Visions
00:27:08 — Blink Twice if I'm the Rightful Queen
00:32:11 — Nice Story, Needs More Incest
00:46:38 — Still Missy from the Block
00:57:08 — Crossed Wires and Dragon Fires
01:00:44 — Harrenhal Giveaway and Budget Cuts
01:05:58 — Zero Fucks Given, Sea Snake Edition
01:25:07 — A Pint Sized Betrayal
01:40:19 — R.I.P
01:42:46 — Final Thoughts with Spoilers